My oh my
<3

so in the week before Valentines I was at a market and bought a fill-in-the-blank break up valentine (it is written on a doily)

it reads

dear_____________,

sorry, but i am leaving you. I have met someone else.They are an alien from alpha centari. It was love at first probe. Don’t take it personal.

tell me, would you be excited to send or receive this?